text: “Ten Little Indians” norm olsonTen little Patriots in the MAGA line,One got bored and then there were nine;Nine little Patriots not careful what they ate,One rotten MRE reduced the squad to eight.Eight little Patriots boozin' under heav’n.One thought he could drive and then there were seven;Seven little Patriots showing off their tricks,One killed doing "fast draw" and then there were six.Six little Patriots tryin' to stay alive,But age caught up then there were five;Five little Patriots playing with C4One played too often and then there were four.Four little Patriots thought things were free,Got busted for looting and then there were three;Three little Patriots freely speaking what they knewBut the feds changed the rules then there were two.Two little Patriots who knew their time was comeFlipped a coin, a shot rang out, then there was one;One little Patriot livin’ all alone,He finally got married and then there were none.-- norm olson