text: Omg so we left to Gatlinburg for a couple of days and I accidentally forgot to unlock the dogs access to the backyard . We have two large mastiffs. The puppy has learned to walk the counter tops and our female has learned how to open up doors and drawers. Shes a weird one. She would take pots and pans out of the bottom cabinets and stacks of computer paper from dresser and try to stash them in and around the living couch in hopes of making confetti for the next house party she threw.. I thought it would be a useful trick someday if I encouraged her habit of removing items so I let her have it for now till i got around to training her. Well we just got home and it looks like our ENTIRE house was turned upside down . Every cabinet and drawer that can be opened is open and there contents are well all around the house and in pieces. The puppy made sure to shit and piss on everything because my dumbass forgot to give him access to the backyard while I was gone. There's not an inch of this house left that has not been gone through and shit on mind you these are mastiffs so there 1 and 2s are large rivers and ungodly mountains ..... ! I feel like the proper course of action at this point would be to burn it down. I had no idea we had so much stuff until now. They even moved furniture . Couches are pushed up against against each other on the opposite side of the living room . Looks like a crack den. This is so "methed up"